Are you in Troy Polamalu's circle?

I guess Troy Polamalu has a pretty good cell phone plan.

Why else would the Pittsburgh Steelers safety be chatting it up with, presumably, his BFF on the sideline during the Steelers’ rout of the Cincinnati Bengals Sunday?

Television cameras glimpsed Polamalu talking on a cell phone after his OMG moment when he crashed into Bengals running back/avid boater Cedric Benson. Apparently, Polamalu was F2T (that's "free to talk" for the text messaging illiterate, i.e., anyone over the age of 13) after taking the rest of the day off after his WKYD (wicked) hit.

I wonder who is in Polamalu’s circle? Who was he talking to? I have a few theories:

THE PRESIDENT. Taking a page out of the book of former Denver Broncos tight end Shannon Sharpe, Polamalu was on the horn with Dubya. “Call the national guard. We are killing the Bengals.”

THE PHONE COMPANY. Polamalu wanted them to stop the ringing in his ears.

HIS MOM. Heat up the Chunky Soup, Troy is coming home.

JOHN FRIEDA. Polamalu wants the famous Hollywood hairdresser to “take a little bit off the top.” I guess six years is long enough to go without a trim.

THE SEC OFFICIAL WHO URLACHERED-UP ON SOUTH CAROLINA QB STEPHEN GARCIA. With Polamalu out sniffing smelling salts, he figured he’d recruit his replacement at strong safety. And why not that SEC official, who tackles much better than any of the Bengals, that’s for sure. For those who missed it, check out this link: http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Welcome-to-the-SEC-Stephen-Garcia-Signed-your;_ylt=ApS5P7RydJm4rS8JfA.iNOMcvrYF?urn=ncaaf,115984

THE VERIZON DUDE. Can you hear me now, Troy? Good.

BARACK OBAMA. Don’t worry. He approved this message.